Dragon Age: Rude Awakening
So, I just fired up my copy of Dragon Age: Awakening. I’m sure it’s going to be great. (UPDATE: Finished it. Some thoughts down in the comments section if you care) Nevertheless, I am even now banging my head on the table. Why? Because when Bioware decided that the DLC from the main game wouldn’t be usable in the expansion, they didn’t quite think it through.

“Excuse me. First Enchanter Irving?”
“Ah, Vasha! My dear, how are you? I haven’t seen you in months.”
“Yes. The DLC was rubbish, so I only bothered getting the freebies. It’s not like any of that Ostegar stuff is going to be usable where I’m heading anyway. Listen, I’m going to be out of town for a while. Grey Warden business. Looks like the Darkspawn are back and-”

“And you must do what you must do, of course. Wait. Do my eyes deceive me? A mage… wearing the Blood Dragon armour? Full-plate and cosmic power over the elements?”
“Oh, this old thing? Yeah, there was a code in the box to get it. I specced Arcane Warrior to try it out. Us mages, we’re awesome. Anyway, got to dash! World to save and all that.”
“Take care, my dear. Know the blessings of the Circle go-”

“Hold a moment. Code in the box? Vasha! WAIT!”
One Expansion Pack Installation Later


“Bioware, you muppets…“

Yes, I know that this isn’t technically a post about story or writing, but I’m going to say that the world-saving heroine accidentally showing up for battle in her pants isn’t quite the heroic opening Bioware wanted.
Luckily, in games, nobody ever notices stuff like that.
Although if I ever get to design an RPG, they will…
(I should point out that while any imported character wearing DLC gear will be auto-stripped in Awakening, you still keep any other armour you have in your inventory and can don it immediately after the intro. You still have to watch the cut-scene where they saunter into battle in the not-quite-altogether though – there’s no way to dress them properly during the import process)
Posted by Richard on March 16, 2010